Comment 2497

By adrian (registered) | Posted December 04, 2006 at 20:53:57

And the farmers - by now more like terraformers - will try to grow their crops on an infertile mixture of fast food wrappers, styrofoam packaging pellets and clearance tags.

These developments aren't just a blight on our environment, they sap vitality from the soul like fuzzy mold saps the goodness from an orange. It's as though our "leaders" are unsatisfied by our escape from nuclear annihilation so far and are insistent that we live in some sort of apocalyptic wasteland no matter what.

Maybe we should demolish City Hall and put up a Wal-Mart. City council can work as cashiers. If they're going to do Wal-Mart's bidding, they might as well get a wage for it.

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