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People

People have theories on how people arrived, but people have never agreed and never will.
PROBABLY THE ONLY THING SAVING US FROM AN OFFICIAL WORLD MONO-FAITH!

By Kevin Somers
Published August 01, 2011
Entertainment and Sports

If you detach yourself and observe people with an alien's aloofness, you'd conclude everyone is crazy and people are (tragically) hilarious.
IS THAT NOT WHAT PSYCHOPATHS DO?

People aren't certain how people came to be. Some people say people slithered from the sea, some people think people crawled from a cave, and other people claim people were divinely dropped by one, or several Gods, to whom people sacrifice people.
NOT EVERYONE WHO IS NOT A MONOTHEIST 'SACRIFICES PEOPLE'. BAD, BAD CHRISTIAN FOR DEMONIZING EVERYONE ELSE!

People have theories on how people arrived, but people have never agreed and never will. People are people. Besides, people recognize a difference in opinion is a good excuse to wage war on people. From rocks and clubs to nukes and H-bombs, people have always loved killing people.
THOSE RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS SEEM TO BE THE BEST AT IT!

What's wrong with people?
LOTS? NOTHING? NOTHING THAT A FIRING SQUAD COULDN'T CURE? NOT MUCH THAT A GOOD SHRINK CAN'T FIX IN A FEW DECADES?
IF WE ARE DESCENDED FROM APES, WE ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT HAPPY BONOBOS. WE ARE VIOLENT, CLANNISH, STATUS SEEKING CHIMPS, PRONE TO MURDER

Do you think George Bush ever thinks about all the people who have died in "Iran. I mean Iraq,"(sic)?
PROBABLY NOT VERY MUCH OR VERY OFTEN. HE HAS BRUSH TO CLEAR @ THE RANCH.

Some people are sick.
MOST EVERYONE IS AT SOME TIME...?

Where do people go when they die?
PATIENCE, PATIENCE! YOU ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT TO FIND OUT.

Evidently, people in America respond favourably to zany-dumb, attractive, middle-aged white women. Presidential Candidate Michele Bachmann makes Sarah Palin seem more sensible, sensitive, serene, sincere, and sane than John Boy Walton's parents.

'TOKENISM'! THESE WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE CONSERVATIVE VALUES MORE PALATABLE TO WOMEN, & DEBATES VISUALLY MORE APPEALING TO MEN.

Michele and her husband have a clinic where they encourage gay people to pray themselves straight.
GREAT! MORE SEXUALLY REPRESSED PEOPLE WANDERING AROUND SETTING FIRES & GROPING RANDOM PEOPLE.

Good night, John Boy. Good night, America. Good luck, people.
THEY WILL LIKELY NEED ALL THE LUCK THEY CAN GET.

People Magazine is a magazine about people.
NO, IT'S ABOUT THE CULT OF CELEB'S. PEOPLE WHO HAVE TRANSCENDED BEING JUST PEOPLE.
IF IT WAS ABOUT 'PEOPLE', NO ONE WOULD READ IT.

The people in The People's Republic of China make a lot of poor quality stuff. I live in Steel City, but everything for sale here is made by people in China and it's glorified junk.
AGREED!

People have strange ideas about business.
ESP. MONKEY BUSINESS!

The people of Hamilton used to make good products, not just consume garbage.
BUT PEOPLE IN HAMILTON/CANADA EXPECT TO EARN A LIVING WAGE TO CONSUME BETTER GARBAGE.

People's roles are changing in Western culture, too. Women are the new men, but they're bad at it, too. Maybe worse, despite power-suits.
THEY MIGHT BE BETTER AT IT THAN MEN. WE NEED AN EQUAL CHANCE TO SCREW UP.

People are doomed.
ONLY IF YOU BELIEVE IN DOOM, OR DOOM'S DAY, & ALL THAT. I'LL LEAVE THAT TO PROFESSIONAL PROPHETS WHO MAKE BIG BUCKS OUT OF IT.

Like a fish and a bike, women don't need men, but their children do. Statistics verify what common sense tells, children need a father, but people deny the truth when it's inconvenient or convenient.
ESPECIALLY THOSE RUN AWAY DADS! KIDS ARE NEVER CONVENIENT, BUT THEY WILL LAST LONGER & MAKE US HAPPIER THAN A NEW CAR, OR SPOUSE.

Whenever I think my opinion of people can't get any lower, along comes someone like Andres Breivik, whose father is a retired diplomat living in France. Dad hasn't talked to his demented, deranged, devilish son in years. Like a lot of people, the diplomat was running around trying to save the world when he should have stayed home and paid attention to the people that needed him most.
MEN TEND TO DO THAT.. CLIMBING EVEREST, RACING CARS, RUNNING WITH BULLS, MAKING MILLIONS, ETC. WE HAD TO LEARN TO GET ALONG WITHOUT THEM 75% OF THE TIME..

People fail to acknowledge that it's not just charity that begins at home, everything does: love, compassion, decency, tolerance... all flow from home, people.
THAT IS HOW WE LEARN TO BE PARENT'S, FOR THE GOOD OR THE BAD.

Raising good people is hard work, but there's no glory in anonymous, honest, sustained effort, so people blow-off parenting for greater rewards.
NOT ALL OF US. I WISH THE U.N. WOULD DECLARE US 'ENDANGERED'.

People are lost.
LOST IN WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO TO BE, 'SUCCESSFUL IN THE EYES OF THE WORLD'.

I spent over an hour walking the Bruce Trail on a beautiful day, recently. I encountered four people; a man, a woman, and two dogs. (Dogs are people, too.)
I'M INCLINED TO THINK THAT ALL BEINGS/LIFE FORMS HAVE SOME EQUAL STANDING. THEY ALL DESERVE COMPASSION & CARING.(I LOVE DOGS, CATS, & PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING.)

At the same time, there were 5.8 million people plodding pointlessly through Lime Ridge Mall, peeved because they're pasty, pale, plump, and poor, pining to be more presentable and have more pride in personal appearance.
IT'S CALLED 'BLIND AMBITION'. WE ARE BRAINWASHED INTO THINKING IT ACTUALLY COUNTS FOR SOMETHING. CAREER CRIMINALS HAVE BLIND AMBITION. SO DID HITLER.

People are peculiar.
MMMM....YAS THEY ARE.

People like Ps.
I LIKE THE S's & Z's, but P'S ARE FINE TOO.

People like peas.
FRESH PEAS IN THE POD!

People need bees and they're dying.
AND WE DON'T CARE..:( NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE KNOW HOW MUCH THEY NEED BEES.

I have no idea how people get rich, but it can't be easy. Some people at the top are smart and have worked hard and deserve every penny. Some people, like Rupert Murdoch and Conrad Black, get too big for their britches and take sleazy shortcuts.
FIRST YOU START OFF WITH A GREAT IDEA, THEN YOU SELL IT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER. IF YOU ARE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT GET ANOTHER GREAT IDEA.

I'd like to see Rupie and Connie swapping scandalous, sordid stories, while sharing soap, sadness, and sundries in a small cell with other somatotonic, somniferous, scions of the smug, self-satisfied, soulless, scurrilous, scribbling class.
I WANT TO SEE THEM IN THERE WITH PO' FOLKS. IN A REAL PRISON. THEY MIGHT (?) LEARN SOMETHING, BUT PROBABLY NOT.

People like me like alliteration.
ALLITERATION ALWAYS AMUSES.. :)

Some people are crazy smart. "Big Genius" Kevin, for example, can fix your car and your computer. He can rewire your house and, probably, your head, if needed. I admire people like that.
WOULD YOU REALLY WANT THAT KIND OF RESPONSIBILITY? :D

I wonder if many people will go to The Festival of Friends this year. Ancaster people scare me.
ME TOO,... & I LIVE THERE! NO,I WON'T ATTEND, CUZ I DO NOT DEAL IN STOLEN GOODS.

People think bigger is better. From business, to bureaucracy, to brood, bigger means an increased likelihood of dysfunction and corruption, but it has everything to do with people's egos and nothing to do with anything else.
EXCEPT FOR WOMEN, WHO MUST BE TINY, BLONDE, ORANGE COLOURED, & SKELETAL. (WITH INEXPLICABLY HUGE BOOBS)

Some people are serious. Some people are clowns. Some people are afraid of clowns. Some people are afraid of heights.
I'M AFRAID OF WITHERING HEIGHTS.

Some people freak out when they start losing their hair.
WOMEN ESPECIALLY!

People treat water like dirt and dirt like poison. In great swaths, people pave the ground and deny it its God-given function of providing life.

I'LL AGREE 100%, EXCEPT FOR THAT 'GOD GIVEN' BIT. IT IS A GIFT. WE SHOULD RESPECT THAT!

People around here pour tonnes of concrete on the Niagara Fruit Belt, while importing fruit-like substances from South America or Asia and lots of affluent, influential people call the scheme "development." I think it's diabolical, but people don't care what I think.
I DON'T THINK THEY CARE WHAT ANYBODY THINKS. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THEIR FOOD. IT NEVER CROSSES THEIR MINDS UNTIL A BIG FOOD RECALL. THEN THEY FORGET IT IN 5 MINUTES.

People will vote for Tim Hudak and not Andrea.
MAYBE CHAIN GANGS WILL BRING FORTH A REVIVAL OF GOOD BLUES MUSIC? :p MY ONTARIO DOES NOT INCLUDE CHAIN GANGS OR TIM HUDAK!

People get what they deserve.

NO, NOT ALWAYS. THE RICH LIKE MURDOCH NEVER DO GET WHAT THEY JUSTLY DESERVE, & THE POOR MOSTLY DON'T DESERVE WHAT THEY GET.
DON'T SAY THAT TO A PARENT WHO HAS LOST A CHILD, OR A CHILD WHO HAS LOST A PARENT EARLY IN LIFE. NO ONE DESERVES THAT!

People say we can't run a simple train through Hamilton.
BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT, WON'T USE IT, EVEN IF IT WOULD BENEFIT THEM & EVERYONE ELSE TO DO SO.

This city supported Canada, not long ago.
I'VE BEEN HERE 16 YEARS, & I DON'T RECALL THAT. MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE COME HERE EARLIER?

People listen to the Bill Kelly show. I stop and watch it on cable, once in a while when flicking around the channels, but can never stay long. I find it spiritual and cerebral poison. I don't know how people can take it. I'd rather remove my own appendix, which some people have done.
I HEARD HIM ONCE, & THAT WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH!

People talk too much. People sit around talking all day. Talk, talk, talk...
I FREQUENTLY SAY NOTHING ALL DAY. IT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU LIVE WITH DEAF PEOPLE. IT'S PROBABLY WHY I WROTE ALL THIS..

A spike won't put itself in the ground, sometimes people have to shut up and pound.
"I'D RATHER BE A HAMMER THAN A NAIL, YES I WOULD, IF I ONLY COULD."- PAUL SIMON

People like rhyming couplets.
DOES NOTHING RHYME WITH 'COUPLETS'?! DAMN!! 'QUINTUPLETS'?

People talk about a "driveway-to-driveway" experience like it's wonderful.
IT IS, IF YOUR TRANSIT DOESN'T WORK.

I told you people are crazy.
AND I BELIEVE YOU!

People will waste their time reading this and get mad at me.
I DON'T THINK IT'S A WASTE OF TIME. DO YOU THINK IT'S A WASTE OF TIME REPLYING TO YOU?

People cheat like it's nothing. Diving is a popular tactic people use in sports and life. How can people dive and cry and cheat and lie any time? How can people behave like that? Is there no honour in people? What happened to "olde-school rules," people?

OLDE SCHOOL RULES HAVE BEEN RE-WRITTEN FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE SHABBY. HOW MANY FAKE PEOPLE ASK US TO GO BACK TO 'THE GOOD OLD DAYS' & THEN PICK OUR POCKETS BEFORE WE GET THERE?

Olde school rules, people!
WE REWARD MOST CHEATERS, & LAIRS NOW. WE ONLY REWARDED SOME OF THEM BACK THEN..

WHEN I WAS IN OLDE SCHOOL, OVER 50 YEARS AGO MY GR. 2 TEACHER WAS A TYRANT. ABOUT 30 YEARS LATER, I FOUND HER NAME ON A DOOR @ THE ONT. INST. FOR STUDIES IN EDUCATION & THAT BOTHERED ME. BUT, AT LEAST THAT GOT THE PSYCHO LADY OUT OF THE CLASSROOM & AWAY FROM CHILDREN.