Comment 48699 - Raise the Hammer

Comment 48699

By adrian (registered) | Posted October 03, 2010 at 22:29:16

Mississauga Tourist:So what's it like living in Mississauga?

Mississauga Native:It's not bad. It's great having the airport nearby. I guess you could say that's mostly were we go to hang out.

Mississauga Tourist: Really! What do you do there?

Mississauga Native: Well, there are a lot of overpriced restaurants, and lots of places to buy Tylenol and gum, and the people who work security clearance are fun to goof around with. And if you run into friends and you have a few days to kill you can fly somewhere. I always take my passport with me just in case.

Mississauga Tourist: Isn't it hard to get to?

Mississauga Native:Not at all. Sometimes I ride my bike. Mostly I just walk though.

Mississauga Tourist: Wow, do you ever run into people you know there?

Mississauga Native: All the time. I guess you could say it's the heart of the Mississauga community.

That's the funniest thing I have read online in a long time.

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