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Innovative Cycling Incentive

By Ben Bull
Published September 26, 2009

In the realm of cycling incentives, we'll put this one down as a 'maybe':

Reports are coming in from a brothel in Hamburg. The managers... are offering a discount to clients if they can prove that they arrived at the brothel by bicycle or public transit.

I don't know about you but I think it's high time Hamilton's rub-and-tugs did their part for saving the environment. So come on, Mayor Eisenburger! What do you say?

Ben Bull lives in downtown Toronto. He's been working on a book of short stories for about 10 years now and hopes to be finished tomorrow. He also has a movie blog.

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By highwater (registered) | Posted September 26, 2009 at 11:05:35

I wonder if management asked the employees how they felt about sweaty bikeshort-clad clients before they implemented this.

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