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I Know a Guy

A poem by Kevin Somers.

By Kevin Somers
Published June 05, 2008

I know a guy who gets drunk everyday
I know a guy who wears a toupee
I know a guy who prays night and day

I know a guy who murdered a man
I know a guy who lives in Japan
I know a guy with a year-round tan

I know a guy who takes too many pills
I know a guy with great hockey skills
I know a guy with too many bills (me)

I know a guy who loves to sing
I know a guy whose nickname is King
I know a guy who wears lots of bling

I know a guy who likes to fight
I know a guy who stays up every night
I know a guy who said, Let there be light

I know a guy who lives all alone
I know a guy who wears much cologne
I know a guy who hates the phone

I know a guy who built his own ship
I know a guy who quite likes the Hip
I know a guy whose nickname is Chip

I know a guy who runs a great blog
I know a guy who loves his new dog
I know a guy who sees through the fog

I know a guy who's really really funny
I know a guy with way too much money
I know a guy whose disposition is sunny

I know a guy who loves his wife
I know a guy who's sick of his life
I know a guy who carries a knife

I know a guy who worships his boss
I know a guy who's good at lacrosse
I know a guy who died on the cross

I know a guy who created the earth
I know a guy who's moving to Perth
I know a guy who's pregnant with mirth

I know a guy who lives on the sea
I know a guy who drinks herbal tea
I know a guy who married Marie

I know a guy who's losing his hair
I know a guy who's already there
I know a guy who thinks life isn't fair

I know a guy who's out of his mind
I know a guy who's much too kind
I know a guy who just can't unwind

I know a guy who loves to drink Beer
I know a guy who loves to hunt deer
I know a guy who doesn't know fear

I know a guy who never gets mad
I know a guy whose breath is real bad
I know a guy who loves being Dad

I know a guy who tells a few lies
I know a guy who thinks he's a prize
I know a guy who knows lots of guys

Kevin Somers is a Hamilton writer.

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